LoyarBurok 3 – 0 Attorney General’s Chambers of Malaysia

After losing two cases against two of LoyarBurok’s founding members, the Attorney General’s Chambers wises up and withdraws the charge without tendering a witness. Who dares claim the Attorney General’s Chambers are not improving?

LB AGC 3 - 0 scoreboard

The Attorney General’s Chambers of Malaysia has discovered something: It’s no fun prosecuting LoyarBurokkers because on a balance of probabilities they will probably lose, be it on some mind blowing technicality and definitely at the prima facie stage.

Fresh from its recent educational stint, the Attorney General’s Chambers has understandably withdrawn its final spurious charge against LoyarBurokker Edmund Bon Tai Soon for obstructing a Dewan Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur enforcement officer from removing a banner in front of the council office in Jalan Lebuh Pasar at 12.15pm on 9 December 2007 after receiving a scintillatingly worded representation from Edmund Bon’s counsels, Mr. M. Puravalen and Amer Hamzah Arshad.

Therefore, on 17 May 2010, Sessions Court judge S.M. Komathy Suppiah gave Edmund a discharge not amounting to an acquittal.

Since LoyarBurok counts a withdrawal as an own-goal, this last case represents a definitive win by them under the present Attorney General. In world cup parlance the score is:

3 – 0!

Who’s your daddy?!

LB: See the earlier goals scored here (1-0) and here (2-0).

Bon shoved

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Fahri Azzat practices the dark arts of the law. Although he enjoys writing and reading, he doesn't enjoy writing his own little biographies of himself. Like this one. He wished somebody else would do it for him. He has little taste in writing about himself in third person. He feels weird doing it. But the part he finds most tedious is having to pad up the lack of his accomplishments, or share some interesting facts about his rather uneventful life, as if there were some who found that oh-so-interesting; as if he were some famous person, like Michael Jackson. When he writes these biographies, the thought, 'Wei, Jangan Perasaan- ah!' lights up in his head. So he usually just lists what he got involved with, positions he held and blah, blah. But this time. Right here. Right this very moment. Uhuh. This one. This one right here. He's finally telling it like it is.

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