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When did that little girl from The Nanny get boobs?
“So who are the most famous porn stars you know?”, I asked a group of friends.
“Paris Hilton.”
“That 16 year old porn star who licked a toilet bowl clean”
“Anwar Ibrahim”
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“Nothing is better than sex. Even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.”
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