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Karl Nadzarin v Barisan Rakyat

Karl Nadzarin v Barisan Rakyat

In an alternate universe, this was a decision handed out by the High Court of Caricature at Loyarburok.

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Love, a Different View #LoyarBerkasih

Love, a Different View #LoyarBerkasih

Tan Yi Liang provides his interpretation of love.

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It’s Our 1,000th Post!

It’s Our 1,000th Post!

1,000 posts and counting!

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Gong Xi! Gong Xi! Fa Cai From The ONLY Blawg

Gong Xi! Gong Xi! Fa Cai From The ONLY Blawg

Gong Xi! Gong Xi! Fa Cai From The ONLY Blawg

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LoyarBuangundi: 57% Support The UKM4, Take Our New Polls

LoyarBuangundi: 57% Support The UKM4, Take Our New Polls

The LoyarBurok Poll (aka LoyarBuangundi) shows that 57% of you support the UKM4. Take our three new polls now!

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LoyarBurok Greets You Great End Of Year & Here’s To A New One! (Get Your PASOC Here Too As Gifts)

LoyarBurok Greets You Great End Of Year & Here’s To A New One! (Get Your PASOC Here Too As Gifts)

Attention everyone! We wish all of you a great end to 2010 and have a better year in 2011! Thank you for following, continually being **misled by this blawg and for all your support throughout the year – if we have been mean or offensive please forgive us. Let us now take a minute to […]

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Remember, Review & Reclaim: LoyarBurokking It Live Here! (1212 Central Market Annexe, 4pm)

Remember, Review & Reclaim: LoyarBurokking It Live Here! (1212 Central Market Annexe, 4pm)

If you are missing this awesome event, sulk; but follow us here (by clicking below) and send in your comments and views!

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Is Lord Bobo An Ape Or A Monkey?

Is Lord Bobo An Ape Or A Monkey?

On 12 November, an email on the LoyarBurok e-group (an exclusive e-mailing list) prompted new LoyarBurokker June Rubis to suggest that Lord Bobo Barnabus was indeed an ape, rather than a monkey. This sparked a flurry of emails, overnight, a few of which are reproduced here (after editions for clarity). Eventually, the munificent Lord Bobo […]

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Time to break the impasse

Time to break the impasse

By not confronting racial and religious issues, civil court judges have abdicated their duty to uphold the people’s constitutional rights to equality and freedom of religion. ON Nov 12, much to the dismay of many Malaysians, the Federal Court declined to answer five constitutional questions of public importance on unilateral conversion of children to Islam […]

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Orang Asli customary lands and article 153: A small caveat

Orang Asli customary lands and article 153: A small caveat

A commentary on the recent unsuccesful attempt to table a motion for a debate calling for the inclusion of Orang Asli in article 153 of the Federal Constitution and the government’s intent on moulding 18 Orang Asli distinct groups what seems to be “1OrangAsli

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The LB Tee is Back in Black!

The LB Tee is Back in Black!

All Hail Lord Bobo! He knocked some sense into the LB Tee crew and the LB Tee is back in black for women! He wants you to have The LB Baby Tee! Available in 3 sizes – Cili Padi, Freedom Sized, and Lots of Love.

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Too much of a good thing

Too much of a good thing

If we adopt a free for all, which includes the right to indulge in hate speech or a right to foment and incite hatred and violence, our beloved country will be torn apart in no time. MANY of us have heard of the infamous Pastor Terry Jones – the bewhiskered preacher from the diminutive Dove […]

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Selamat Hari Raya

Selamat Hari Raya

Selamat Hari Raya / Salam Lebaran / Eid Mubarak! LoyarBurok wishes all our readers happy holidays. We will return on Monday.

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4 Ways to Overcome Writer’s Block and Write from Anywhere

4 Ways to Overcome Writer’s Block and Write from Anywhere

To all budding LoyarBurokkers and even the seasoned pros who at some point need a little help in dancing with the lizard brain.

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Bring back local council elections!

Bring back local council elections!

From Apr 26, 2010 – June 14, 2010 YOU voted on: Do you want local council elections to be restored? Yes – 91% What are local council elections? – 4% No – 4% Not sure – 1%

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You Were Wrong: Who will win Hulu Selangor (P.94)?

You Were Wrong: Who will win Hulu Selangor (P.94)?

Now have YOUR say in: “Do you want local council elections to be restored?” Vote now! Take the LB Poll on the right side-bar.

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WayangLoyarBurok’s Lady Baba Does Hulu Selangor (Episode 2): Where’s The Hype?

WayangLoyarBurok’s Lady Baba Does Hulu Selangor (Episode 2): Where’s The Hype?

Lady Baba is back! She puts on her party dress and goes in search of the hype at Hulu Selangor. Humans never fail to humour me. Watch as one party gets a little too excited at the sight of Lady Baba’s hot pink hair…

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WayangLoyarBurok’s Lady Baba Does Hulu Selangor (Episode 1): What’s The Hype!?

WayangLoyarBurok’s Lady Baba Does Hulu Selangor (Episode 1): What’s The Hype!?

Our Vblawg, WayangLoyarBurok, premieres today with Lady Baba’s adventures in Hulu Selangor! By my decree, Lady Baba has been sent to earth to report on the oh-so-hotly-contested-I-don’t-know-which-side-I’m-on Hulu Selangor by-elections. The slightly dim-witted Lady Baba and her bright pink afro gets down to asking local folks and not-so-local campaigners, “What’s the Hype!?”

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Your Say: Who will win Hulu Selangor (P.94)?

Your Say: Who will win Hulu Selangor (P.94)?

NOW, have YOUR say on the hottest topic in town: P.94 – take the LB poll (on the right side bar)!

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LB returneth rejuvenateth

Greetings thou fair and gentle readers, Alas! My absence from thy dimension in the service of her Ladyship Justice hath allowed great mischief to befallen. It would appear the forces of Kanakth Porai Insold have taken root and spread through this dimension. It is thus timely that I have now returneth to heal, to restoreth, […]

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